Showing posts with label law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label law. Show all posts

Friday, March 7, 2008

Chicago Lawmakers are Retarded

A city council in Chicago has just put forward a law to ban the sale of plastic bags under 2 inches in height - essentially, dime bags. Like banning the bags is going to have any effect! Think about this: if the substance being transported in the bags is illegal, what's to stop the dealers from getting the bags illicitly as well?

Lt. Kevin Navarro, commanding officer of the Chicago police Department's Narcotics and Gang Unit, said the ordinance will be an "important tool" to go after grocery stores, health food stores and other businesses. The bags are used by the thousands to sell small quantities of drugs at $10 or $20 a bag.

Navarro referred to the plastic bags as "Marketing 101 for the drug dealers." Many of them have symbols, allowing drug users to ask for "Superman" or "Blue Dolphin" instead of the drug itself, he said.
Yeah, um, because drug dealers never heard of CELLOPHANE or any other number of methods of transporting drugs. This is the equivalent of banning pint glasses and bottles in order to "crack down" on alcohol sales. What's next? Is it gonna be illegal to have a rectal cavity?

Also, just to prove how unknowledgable they are on the drug culture, logo'd bags are not used to code-name drugs but the dealers who SELL them. Even if they were right, considering how many other pseudonyms drugs have, I highly doubt it would have made much of a dent in drug sales if suddenly people had to stop ordering "Blue Dolphins" and find some other way to refer to their shit.

Link: City May Ban Small Bags Used for Drugs
Image from mirPod

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Dildoes vs. Texas


The state of Texas has apparently lifted its ban on the possession and sale of sex toys.

Unfortunately, three more states still have similar laws on the books. Hopefully this will serve as further precedent towards repealing those laws.

Also, I would like to quote the great Demetri Martin in saying, "I never had to pluralize dildo before. I don't know if that's right - it looks like 'dill does.' And I hope I never have to again, like in a deposition or something.
'How many dildoes were there?'

'I don't know but I'm sore and I want to go home.'"

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Denver Legalizes MJ



Hippie buses, tie-down shirts, and disingenerosity will soon all be flocking their way to home of a basketball team called The Nuggets.